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Onion Does it again


Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

How to sell underwear to men.

One of my friends forwarded this commercial to me. I think it’s a great creative way to identify a problem ( Men don’t like to look at naked men) and turn it into advantage.

Just like Futbol (Err Soccer) was invented in England, and now the rest of the world is always kicking English butt (in international soccer arena that is) Commercials were invented by Americans, but it seems the rest of the world is kicking American butt when it comes to TV Advertising.

Great truths about life

Great truths about life you knew when you were  little:

* No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.

* When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.

* If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.

* Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

* You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.

* Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

* Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

* Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

* Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

* School lunches stick to the wall.

* You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

* Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

* The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma’s lap.

Shock


In The Know: How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly?

What do you mean I can’t run???


Originally uploaded by Turk Akbay

Djembe had an operation Friday and was shocked when he heard the vet’s instructions: No running, No jumping, No chasing of cats, squirrels or lions for 10 days.

I remember when I was his age I had an operation and I wasn’t allowed to run, jump or chase lions either, and was just as frustrated.

Funny commercial clip
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Turkey Iraq Pkk Terror War
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