Great truths about life
Great truths about life you knew when you were little:
* No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
* When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
* If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
* Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
* You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
* Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
* Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
* Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
* Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
* School lunches stick to the wall.
* You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
* Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
* The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma’s lap.
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